Kafka • Bar & Lounge

MATERIA • SOPHIA • EMPYREUM WARD 22 • PLOT 7

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Soup of the Day
_{Freshly made on the daily. Please ask your waitstaff for the daily offering. Served with breadrolls.}Oysters on the Half Shell
_{Delectably sweet, shucked oysters paired with slices of lemonettes. Ethically sourced from responsible oyster farmers across Vylbrand.}Deviled Eggs
_{Bite-sized eggs, hard-boiled and stuffed with spiced creamed egg yolks that are perfect for a light snacking with some drinks.}Finger Sandwich
_{Of Limsa Lominsa's The Bismarck fame, this is yet another take on the ever-familiar Galadion Bay staple. A humble, yet effective combination of walnut bread, crisp La Noscean lettuce, and scrambled egg.}Carrot Nibbles _^(v)
_{Thinly-sliced ribbons of Carrots of Happiness and cucumber batons that is dressed with vinegar, and garnished with pickled onions, creating a healthy and refreshing vegan-friendly snack.}

BEVERAGES

Teas, Tisanes & Coffees
_{Various teas, herbal concoctions and coffees, made to order. Please ask your waitstaff for variants availability.}Hot Chocolate à la Kafka
_{Our take on the Ishgardian staple drink for driving away the cold, made with high-quality Kukuru granules, fresh yak milk and augmented with our little secret blend of spices.}Still & Sparkling Water

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REDS

1547 Bacchus Vintage
^{^{La Noscea}}
_{A limited collection of the famed Bacchus Vintage from the final years of its prime era.}Decade Reserve Lohmani Red
^{^{La Noscea}}
_{A decade-old reserve of the Wineport pride Lohmani Red. Brewed in aged oak-rosewood barrels.}Dalmascan Leá Monde "Valens" Red
^{^{Leá Monde}}
_{An old all-time favourite, this classic Leá Monde wine comes with a full-bodied flavour unique to prime Leá Monde grape cultivars.}Onyx Brandewine
^{^{La Noscea}}
_{Twice-distilled finest Wineport classic red that has been aged for at least thirty years in rosewood.}

WHITES & ROSéS

Lowland White
^{^{La Noscea}}
_{Distilled from green lowland grapes of La Noscea. This humble brew carries a distinctly bold citrus flavour with hints of apple, pear and cinnamon}Suhd Vianja Rosé
^{^Ilsabard}
_{A delightful rosé that is as full-bodied as it is a refreshingly cheery drink. Its rarity and value is spoken by every single fragrant, floral, honey-laced sip.}

SPARKLINGS

Realm Reborn Red
^{^{La Noscea}}
_{A classic in all celebrations, but known especially for its role in the annual Rising celebration. A sparkling red with a big burst of energy.}Sparkling Caelumtree Wine
^{^Coerthas}
_{A sparkling variant of the rugged blend that is the Caelumtree wine, brewed locally in Ishgard the same way it is done out in the wild.}

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BEER

Mun-Tuy Brew
_{A Black Shroud classic, made by fermenting Mun-Tuy beans. Classic Mun-Tuy stank included.}Treehollow Brew
_{A different sort of Black Shroud classic—originally made by the strangely enlightened lemurs of Treespeak, now recreated by the deft hands of Gridanian brewers.}

BOURBON & WHISKEY

Three-Barrels Bourbon
_{The hidden gem of Vylbrand's very own Aleport Brewery, with a unique spiciness reminiscent of the rugged and sunny terrains of La Noscea's Western coasts.}Blackbelly Whiskey
_{A Lominsan favourite courtesy of one Baderon Tenfingers, imported and now made available for the curious Ishgardian locals.}

MEADS

Fullflower Mead
_{A quality import from The Black Shroud's Fullflower Comb that carries a rosey hint under its dizzyingly sweet luster. Try it with a sprig of mint, the way Uldahns love it!}Five-year Grand Mead
_{A limited-stock produce made from harvests of honey from the year of the Calamity. A refreshing, mildly sweet honey liqueur that carries a specific sort of sweetness one will never again experience.}

SPIRITS

Arak
_{A Gyr Abanian specialty that is colourless with a strong, herbal taste. What it lacks in colour, it fully pays back in sheer raw strength.}

ALE

Three-Barrels Blonde Barleywine
_{A strong ale that is one of the biggest exports out of Aleport Brewery. Packs a punch and is sure to warm you up this everwinter night.}Three-Barrels Ale
_{The flagship export of Vylbrand's Aleport Brewery. A dark brown ale with a characteristic toasty yet sea-scented profile.}Moonrise
_{A unique brew of golden ale crafted by a alchemist presiding in Idyllshire, presumably influenced by the extensive knowledge on fermentation imparted by gobbies frequenting the area.}

RUM

Radz-at-Han Reserve
_{A Near Eastern import of the highest value. Vintage rums distilled from the finest Thavnairian sugarcanes.}The Magnate
_{A long-standing staple that is a familiar name to Lominsans of all strata, from the humblest of dock runners to the finest admirals.}

CIDER

Crimson Cider
_{Official beverage of both the Ala Mhigan alliance and the Doman uprising, or so cider brewers would have you believe.}

LIQUEURS

Sunshine
_{A Near Eastern import distilled using a recipe handed down through sixteen generations, made using a eclectic mixture of fruits, florals, and herbal flavours. Mind-clearing, belly-warming, and sweet as the faraway tropical sun's kiss.}

Cactus Piss
_{A potent brew of sabotender fruit ferment, pre-mixed with effervescent water for your drinking convenience. May be provided in its full, undiluted form upon request.}

HOUSE COCKTAILS

Butterfly Effect
_{^{Tincture of Intelligence}}
_{Blue curacao, gin, and pomegranate juice in layers.}The Divide
_{^{Tincture of Dexterity}}
_{Cherry brandy, rum, and tequila, topped with cream.}Lingering Hunger
_{^{Tincture of Mind}}
_{Elderflower essence, vodka, gin, effervescent water, topped up with a sprinkling of lime zest sugar.}

The Firefly
_{^{Tincture of Strength}}
_{Whiskey and cointreau with a dash of tabasco. Try it warm!}Spiderwebs
_{^{Infusion of Mind}}
_{Coffee liqueur, rum, and cola, topped with a twirling of cream.}Dreaming Daylight
_{^{Tincture of Vitality}}
_{Apple and orange juice, shaken together with grenadine and vodka before stirred in with ice and effervescent water.}

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WEDNESDAY JUL 12 2023
1900 AWST(GMT+8) / 2100 AEST (GMT+10)

Fiction Night: Session Zero

Join us in the Kafka Bar & Lounge for a night of creativity in Kafka's first ever Fiction Night session, where we sit together to brainstorm, create and share impromptu short stories with fellow creative writers. Our maiden voyage into the night will begin with a free-for-all creative session, where we are bound only by yourself—and the maximum character limit of the game's chatbox.

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FROM THE PROPRIETOR,

Kafka was first conceptualised because the proprietor (that is, yours truly) really wanted a place named Kafka.It is named after the writer, the literary piece, and that one cool lady in that one other game, and it takes after the personality of all three: quiet, suave, and sitting at the more absurdist end on the spectrum of common sense.Beyond that, I'm unable to give you anything else that would intrinsically elevate Kafka from among other similar venues of its kind. Kafka's main purpose is simply to be yet another space where you can just sit down, talk whatever, and enjoy the company of others who are like-minded enough to be visiting the same place as you do.What makes such a place special, I find, is the company that you make during your time in it. And so I hope that if you are reading this, you are about to be part of such a company, if not already in it.Welcome to Kafka — life's pretty hard, but at least you're a vibe ♡

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